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Green-Eyed Bandit

3 days ago a listing came up for an esprit at $4 grand. I asked the seller if it looked like a ferrari or the car 007 drove out of the sea. He replied, sure! I arrived at a neatly trimmed block of 1 story italianette homes. The residence I arrived at was sorely out of place. It was a ramshackle affair with sorely overgrown landscaping. A young woman, who I later would figure was the look-out, waved me around back. There I found a young green-eyed Latino man with a hunchback. I struggled a handshake and some eye contact out of him and he motioned me to the garage. The backyard was strewn with rubbish and it wasn’t an entirely foreign scenario to me. I just wanted the cars. And so it began. After a short conversation it was apparent that the young man just wanted any cash and I whittled the price down to a mind boggling figure. What I got was a disheveled Europa with right hand drive and the sweet scent of rat urine and a blue sonnet buried in boxes. For 20 years they had sat. Time capsules, all this for $2 grand. I called Margarido and he was on his way to drag my finds home. We turned to count the cash and a stern voice said, “hands up boys! And have a seat.” The cops arrived, 6 of ’em and the plot thickened. I handed over my ID and stated my purpose. The green-eyed bandit however had no ID. He said it must be mixed in the boxes of refuse he had been clearing from the family home. It had been a drug den; I’m no spring chicken. One of the cops nudged a meth cooker thing like you see on breaking bad with his foot. His story crumbled further and I should have left when he said he had no ID. It was his grandpa’s house and he passed and they(he) were clearing it out to prep for sale. The cops were having none of it. They had seen this character before. The situation was deteriorating but I asked to stay to see if they could let him sell me the cars. The cops for some reason seemed to think that was reasonable. The bandit said he had mail coming to the residence and produced a letter to him from a bail bondsmen. At that point the boys in blue all began to curse him out and I asked to be excused. I hopped in the big green dodge and played my Steve Miller tape all the way back to Berkeley. The listing is still up, check it out, says lotus spirit on sf Craig’s.
You can’t make this sh$t up.

http://bringatrailer.com/2014/07/23/1972-lotus-europa-twin-cam-4/

 

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“Bust a Move”

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I bought my first saleen in 1999 and drove it from Los Angeles to Michigan on a fishing & bike racing odyssey. You would not believe the attention it got, even though I got smoked by an acura legend on a lonely road north of Duluth at 2am.

I have just hauled home a Saleen Fox that was laying around here in sf last week. You will not be seeing these just laying around deteriorating any longer. I feel like I got the last one. They will be such a hot commodity when the current high school crowd grows up. Young people love the foxes, it’s their generation that will adore them. They even let them in the kung fu honda shows. That’s where the ladies are. If you’ve never been to hot import nights, it’s worth a gander.

These are the Shelby’s of the future. No longer do folks ask me what it is, they just want to know if it’s a real Saleen. If you say it’s horrible to look at and are all bummed out, cheer up buttercup, there are plenty of cars to love out there. You’ll find one to love if your heart is open. These are so reliable and can take a beating like Bruce Lee whipped Chuck Norris. Ask me how I know? I was hitting clover leaf burnouts in the 90′s. These early cars don’t hold a candle to Steve’s later masterpieces, the year 2000 version felt like the whole car would tingle when the supercharger came on. Maybe it was just me… talk about a rocket!

What else is good in this timeframe on the American side of things? There is a handful of doozies, but the automotive cup was pretty much mosquito larva and algae right then. To make these cars, Saleen bought a bunch of mustangs direct from Ford, took em to his house, put on some bitchin ground effects & graphics, ronal wheels, race craft suspension, flofit seats, momo wheel, cool gauges and.. does this story sound familiar? In the famous words of young mc, “Don’t just stand there, bust a move!”

http://bringatrailer.com/2014/07/28/1988-saleen-mustang-racer/

Qvale Mangusta

http://bringatrailer.com/2014/05/14/seller-submission-19k-mile-2001-qvale-mangusta/

May 14, 2014 at 6:33 pm
Once I responded to a craigslist ad for a 2001 Qvale. The young man who owned it was the son of a respected woodworker. When my partner and I arrived the young man was quite discombobulated and was having a rift with his old man. They had invested thousands in the car and he was letting it go for a song. Even though they were well to do the son was a new age enlightened hippie who preferred to make music on his digeridoo and dance to jamm bands. We hit it off. The young man relinquished possession of the mangusta to me once his old dad had retreated to the confines of the wood shop. After we shook on it and made the exchange, I gave him a doobie and hit the bay bridge. I am delighted with the car. As a mustang guy Im right at home with the controls and love winding her up. She Goes!
I am now a member of a club that I have never been in. Its called the what the hell is that club. Membership is very limited as some members have acquired more than one of the cards in the deck. The car is absolutely the most un-photogenic vehicle I have ever owned. There is no way to get a good snapshot of it. Once I took a nice pic from down low on the side, and that was it.
When you have the top up in the targa style it says Burt freakin Reynolds. When the top is all the way down it says hello Im available. You can mix with the upper crusters and still do a full tune up for 600 beans. On a recent trip down the coast a roadie girl who would be outta my mustang guy league gave me a little love. A down and dirty young gal in an aging but clean 4×4 toyo gave me the old side eye in traffic with a grin to match. Its sexy. Would you expect less from the man who penned the countach?
I like the history. Its about italian powerful families wrestling for the iconic nameplate. Read up on it, its shady, and not in a shade tree mechanic kinda way. They made 282 of these babies at $85k a pop. Thats nearly $24 mil in projected sales. Wow, thats a lotta pizza dough.
If you say its not a future classic thats A-ok. Im driving the dog dook outta mine with no regrets. I’m sure many cars were thought of in this way, then when it hits a certain year you wish you had put 10 in a bunker in the oregon woods. I used to trash saleen foxes when I was 33. Now I wish I stashed 33 saleen foxes. Driving fast with the top down, thats how I want to be remembered. Put it on my grave stone, here lies danger dan, he had fun today.